The only photo I took was at a railway crossing.
At least it's colorful.
We made a stop at a Beall's Department Store.
There are seats by the entrance providing ideal access to the animated conversations of older lady shoppers. Yes, the seats are for husbands. While pausing to collect bags from their cart the ladies review achievements in the bargain arena. This conversation can wholly supersede the idea of exiting the store.
Here is a short sample:
"So you found?"
"Oh, yes. I found a sweater. 30% off. I had a coupon for 20% more. Then they told me I could get another 20% if I signed for a card. So I agreed."
"Did you get the discount printed on the back of the receipt?"
"No, no, I forgot. I was too busy signing up for the card. Then I remembered I have one already. I was so excited I forgot the discount on the receipt. But there's an even better sale Tuesday so I'll collect it then."
"I can't come back Tuesday. The cleaning people are coming."
"Oh, I just have to come back Tuesday. I saw things I want to get at the better discount."
This contrasts vividly with male shoppers who will dash into a store if they absolutely must buy a shirt, and pay just about any price for it to dash back out of the store as swiftly as humanly possible.
Don't call me prejudiced. You know in your heart this is the way it is.

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